HA! I just remembered another one. This brother of immense physical strength and weakness of mind used to wait for the young sisters to emerge from the baptismal water and ask each as they came out, "How was the water? Hey you want to get married?"
Tired of the Hypocrisy
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Tell me about the weirdos in your congro.
by karter inwe had a guy who used to bang on about natural remedies.. at the doors and meetings he would tell everyone what was wrong with them and what to take to remedy it he even told the brothers of for sell coke at the assemblies.. however there was know remedy for his mental health apart from that he was a fat little porker who looked like you could grow spuds on his teeth and washing wasnt big on his agenda last i heard he joined scientology.. we had 4 sisters in the congro pregnant one nut case confessed to the elders he was father to all of them.. one sister used to attack the po's wife in the kh then stand up through the meeting and abuse at the speaker after that they would call the sike team it wasnt uncommon for her to go door to door at midnight.. last i heard she became a counsellor..
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OK Kids, tell your funniest experience with the school.
by Tired of the Hypocrisy ini will share two funnies about the same school conductor and bible reader.. the first one has the kid doing the bible reading.
he wrapped up a pretty lousy job of reading and sat down.
the conductor continued to sit and the platform was left unoccupied...horrors!
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I will share two funnies about the same school conductor and bible reader.
The first one has the kid doing the bible reading. He wrapped up a pretty lousy job of reading and sat down. The conductor continued to sit and the platform was left unoccupied...HORRORS! The mike adjuster guy went to WAKE the school conductor who rose with a start and said "what?!!" Then he said oh ok. He went to the podium and said very good, excellent, excellent young brother. We'll give you a G for tonight.
A couple months later this same kid rotated back into reading and this time the conductor stayed awake. Another deplorable reading job, about as bad as the first one. He wrapped up and sat down and the conductor said he was going to send him home with the assignment for his father to teach him how to read!!!!
Who's next?
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Flimsy Excuses to Miss a Meeting
by WTWizard inwe have seen that they are cracking down on skipping boasting sessions.
i have seen that thread stating the three f's (fever, fracture, funeral) as the only valid excuses for missing one.
and there are reports that the book study hounder will hound people for missing one.
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I got fed up with their booshit.
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Please allow me to introduce myself...
by Olin Moyles Ghost ini'm a man of neither wealth nor taste (my apologies to messrs. jagger, richards, et al.
anyway, i have lurked here off-and-on for a while.
as i stated a couple of days ago, i am impressed with the level of knowledge of many of the posters on this board.
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
Welcome to the board, Olin Moyles Ghost!
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When you where still 'in'
by brinjen inwho did you get along with better socially?
fellow jw's or 'worldly people'?.
how have your social interactions changed since leaving?.
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I have to say I got along with worldly folks much better. Even as a kid, I remember going to "Gatherings" and just feeling so out of place. Then at school too, the flag salute put me in such a bad position too. So my childhood was very lonely and isolated. Until I got to Jr. High and High school did I find any real friends escept for two. I am still friends with these guys since the fourth grade and they have treated me better than any jw.
I learned at a young age to never trust any witness kids with ANYTHING personal. They had no discretion. Case in point, we had the bookstudy at our house back in the mid 70's. The elder's kids were in my bedroom after the study as our folks had cake and coffee. They were talking about the latest issue of Playboy or Penthouse or some such mag. They asked if I ever liked to see them and I took out the issue they had talked about. Some red haired model that was in a movie we had all seen recently was teh centerfold. One f fthem nagged me for it so he could read it while he went to the bathroom. Another asked for some of the pictures to take home.
Well I think you can tell what happened after that. Yup, the study was moved out of our pornographic house because I had corrupted the saintly children of the elders. When I came clean to my folks I told them how it went down and they tried to let the elders know the entire story, but they were shouted down and told to be humble and not try to slander the good kids. What I find to be funny is that the one who went and blabbed actually left watchcorp less than 10 years later. Right about the time he was able to move out. I hear he is even gay and quite the thorn in his family's side. I guess I don't blame him. I beieve in my heart that he was forced into his role of rat fink by his dad. No wonder the poor kid left. No one likes to be used like that.
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Wow, the year is 2008, and still no Armageddon!
by Nosferatu inevery time we enter a new year, i think about how i wasn't supposed to make it this long.
i really believed we wouldn't live past the year 2000, and armageddon would change everything.
it almost strikes me as living on borrowed time, but then i remember that armageddon is a story, not a reality.
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Back in 1970 the CO came by our apartment. My kid sister was 3 yrs old and he told my folks that this little girl would not even have to enroll in school because the end was that close. Well, here we are, 38 years later. She went to school, had kids who went to school, and one of her kids has a kid who will be going to school. What a lying turd he is.
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Program jws have to locate each other in emergency
by Velvetann indid anyone hear about the special program the jws had or have for locating each one of the faithful ones when the great tribulation occurs or something like that.
my jw mom who passed away in 2006 was going on and on about this but i didn't want to ask to much.
i would get an earful of preaching then.
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That's right, get phone numbers and addresses all into a nice and neat file so when the government grabs the bsc they will know where everyone else is at.
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
"The Rolling Stones" "The Beatles" "REO Speedwagon"
Wanna know why? There was once this kid who was a real sonfoanelder. He put up some posters of some rock and roll stars back around 1980. He refused to pull them down off his walls and his father who was in fear of losing his "position" implored the boe to help him to subject his wayward son. So two of them accompanied the dad to the kid's room and looked it over. They asked him why the posters were there and he said because he liked the groups' music. They told him he needed to listen to the kingdom melodies and not rock music. He should also take down the posters. He asked them what they would recommend he decorate his room with....a poster of the governing body? Oh man! When he told me about that I about crapped myself laughing. I pictured this horizontal poster of these pius looking old geezers clutching watchtowers.
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Have you started to do "bad" things now, or want to?
by oompa injust because you won't feel guilt the way you used to?.................................oompa
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Bad in "the societies" eyes? Yes. Bad in societies eyes? No.
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Bethel layoffs in 2008 - 300+ and counting
by sir82 infrom the mouth of one of the special pioneers assigned tour congregation:.
at least 300 have been terminated from the us bethel branch in the first month of 2008, and she expects the number to increase.
paraphrasing other comments:.
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Smells shitty to me. I have a niece who is a highly skilled nurse. She passed up an over $100,000 job with the corrections dept. so she could change bed pans at beth-hell.